BOOTY MIST - Bidet Attachment (Pre-Order Only)
- SHIPS IN JUNE 2020. ORDER NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
- 🍑 CLEANS BETTER: Dry toilet paper isn’t getting sh*t done. BOOTY MIST is modern bidet attachment with a powerful cleansing system designed to wash away chocolate chips dry toilet paper can’t. Say goodbye to skidmarks and repetitive wiping forever.
- 🚿A WASHING MACHINE FOR YOUR BOOTY: BOOTY MIST is engineered with a nozzle adjuster and pressure control built into one command switch. Easily adjust the angle and water pressure to your desired intensity. Full range covered - front to back, rear and feminine. Equipped with POOPGUARD, BOOTY MIST automatically retracts the dual nozzle behind the guard gate after each wash to ensure it is protected from reindeer droplets. BOOTY MIST also has manual self-cleaning control.
- 🚽OWN YOUR THRONE: A simple yet, modern design that will fit seamlessly in any bathroom. Effortless 10 minute DIY installation requiring no eletricity or plumbing expertise. Easy to follow diagram instruction manual with 7/8 brass adapter, and 63cm stainless hose included.
- ♻️PROTECT YOUR ECO-SYSTEM, SAVE MONEY, LIVE HEALTHY: BOOTY MIST instantly reduces your ecological footprint by reducing toilet paper usage up 80%. Replace those irritating and septic destroying "flushable" wipes by adopting the therapeutic effect of water on damaged skin (think rashes or hemorrhoids).
- 🤙WE GOT YOUR BACKSIDE COVERED: If you don't love BOOTY MIST, let us know. 100% satisfaction guarantee & 1 year warranty included on all parts and accessories.
- ACCESSORIES INCLUDED: BRASS 3-Way Adapter, Rubber Washer, Braided Hose, Warranty Card, Manual Instruction.
Below is a copy of our USP 51 testing results. The USP 51 is a widely accepted standard for harmful microorganism testing in cosmetics.
These test results are not a guarantee against irritation or potential harm from use of Booty Mint. If irritation occurs, please discontinue use and consult a medical professional immediately.
Long Answers To Your FAQ's
Why Booty Mint?
Q: What is Booty Mint?
A: Booty Mint is a toilet paper moisturizer that you apply directly to toilet paper to create an instant flushable wipe.
Q: Will Booty Mint burn my butt or lady parts?
A: We spent two years developing Booty Mint and we have tested it primarily on women.
Booty Mint is specifically formulated with your golden fruit in mind. In fact, there are a ton of anal hygiene products on the market that use menthol as an active ingredients. Everything from traditional flushable wipes to medicated hemorrhoid creams use menthol. Booty Mint isn't Dr. Bonners soap, it's Booty Mint, and it's made for your Booty. We also have unscented Booty Mint available in 4 oz as well.
It very unlikely that Booty Mint will burn under normal circumstances, however if you don't like it you can return it for a full refund.
Q: Will Booty Mint give me a yeast infection?A: No. Since Booty Mint is designed to keep you cleaner, you're more likely to get a yeast infection from using dry toilet paper. Here are a list things more likely to give you a yeast infection than Booty Mint:
Q: Will my toilet paper break mid-wipe/Will I get tissues stuck in my butt?
A: Booty Mint is equipped with a fine mist sprayer designed moisten the your toilet paper evenly. This prevents breakage. How wet you want your wipe is up to you. Use common sense when it comes deciding thickness vs desired wetness.
Q: Why should I use Booty Mint over flushable wipes?
A: Booty Mint is 100% biodegradable and flushable, unlike other popular “flushable” wipe brands. There is no such thing as a "flushable wipe". A UK study found that 0 flushable wipes brand being sold in the country were actually flushable. Even your flushable wipes tell you they aren't really flushable on the packaging. Don't believe us? Go read the footnotes on your wipes.
Q: What are the ingredients in Booty Mint?
🍑Soothing Coconut-- Medium-chain fatty acids found in coconut oil also possess antimicrobial properties that can help treat acne and protect the skin from harmful bacteria.
🍑Aloe Vera -- Soothing, Moisturizing, and Cooling
🍑Witch Hazel -- (without alcohol) cleanses and soothes, and is known to be a gentle antiseptic and anti-inflammatory that can alleviate dry, irritated, or inflamed skin
🍑 Glycerin -- a natural emollient to hydrate skin and lightly lubricate toilet tissue so it gently glides across skin.
Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Propanediol, Witch Hazel (Hamamelis virginiana) Distillate, Glycerin, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, MCT (Medium Chain Triglycerides) Oil, Peppermint (Mentha piperita) Essential Oil, *Aloe Vera (Aloe barbadensis) Powder