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We create the most innovative hygiene products ever.  Formulated with your golden fruit in my mind, our products are made with natural plant botanicals guaranteed to give you a superior hygienic experience. 

For every purchase we help to provide clean water in developing countries. 

If you don't love it, we will refund you. We got your backside covered!

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