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Revolutionize The World of Hygiene

We create the most innovative hygiene products ever.  Formulated with your golden fruit in my mind, our products are made with natural plant botanicals guaranteed to give you a superior hygienic experience. 

Every purchase of our products helps deworm and provide clean water to children in third world countries. 

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Every Purchase Helps Deworm 2 Children


BBC Pack (Booty & Balls Combo Pack)


BBC Pack (Booty & Balls Combo Pack)


The ultimate hygiene combo pack for your booty and balls.

One 4 oz bottle of Booty Mint: Toilet Tissue Spray

One 2 oz bottle of Jock Mint: Balls and Body Spray

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Promote Better Hygienic Causes

Over 1 million children are at risk of being infected with parasitic worms. And every year, over 2 million people die from water, sanitation and hygiene-related causes; childhood diarrhea caused by unsafe water and poor sanitation kills more than 315,000 children each year.

Through our support of Evidence Action we can promise: For every website purchase, you will deworm 2 children or provide safe water to one community member per year. 

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Rid The World of Flushable Wipes

Personal hygiene wipes marketed as "flushable" are terrible for environment.

In 2018, the BBC reported that no flushable wet wipe tests have passed water industry test in the UK. This means that there is currently no wet wipe brands being sold in the UK that are truly flushable. Wipes made up about 93% of the material causing sewer blockages and cost more than than £100m (over $139m) a year to fix.

There is no such thing as a pre-moistened flushable wipe. This is why we created Booty Mint. Booty Mint is hygiene spray designed to be applied directly to toilet paper creating a truly flushable wipe. 

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